Mighty Hermaphrodite

Last night at the dinner table I had to explain to my parents what a "hermaphrodite" was. My dad was very flustered because I had insinuated that Jamie Lee Curtis may, in fact, have been or may still be one. The following comment followed:

"Well, I don't care. She's still a fantastic actress and a wonderful looking woman, even if she is an afrodyke!"

And so ends my tenure here at Swarthbore.

I'm moving over to a new blog address. There are precious few changes (the counter goes back to zero, so I forever lose all the benefit of that "fat kid dragostea din te" business). It is yet another important step for me on this rocky road of coming to terms with graduating...I am no longer a college student...I am no longer Swarthbored...sigh...