If only Jermaine could think of a new blog title for me...
Excerpt from an article on the Michael Jackson trial in this month's Vanity Fair:
"Jackie, the eldest [Jackson] son, once suffered a broken leg when his first wife ran over him with a car after having caught him in bed with the singer Paula Abdul. Jermaine, a convert to Islam, has a girlfriend and two wives, one of whom, Alejandra, is in the process of divorcing him. She has one child, Jermajesty, with Jermaine and two with Jermaine's brother Randy, to whom she was engaged before Jermaine stole her away."
"Jackie, the eldest [Jackson] son, once suffered a broken leg when his first wife ran over him with a car after having caught him in bed with the singer Paula Abdul. Jermaine, a convert to Islam, has a girlfriend and two wives, one of whom, Alejandra, is in the process of divorcing him. She has one child, Jermajesty, with Jermaine and two with Jermaine's brother Randy, to whom she was engaged before Jermaine stole her away."
posted by Annie at 9:08 AM
1 Comments:
Possible titles for yer highnesses blog:
1. "Hold. Please. While I Connect You"
2. "My major was in janitor!"
3. "Careers are overrated"
4. "Annie? No thankie."
5. "Ronan?!? I don't even knonan!"
(said exactly like that timeless "POKER!?! or LIQUOR?!? joke that makes me laugh every time I hear it)
I realize all of these ideas suck out loud, but that will NOT stop me from posting them. Sucka.
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