Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Got some problems with my name.


Like me, only hotter.
Originally uploaded by swarthbore.
Right now my brother and my mother are outside painting a fence and I am definitely not helping. I am a terrible, horrible person.

Anyway. I was shoe shopping today at Zappos when I came across what may actually be the ugliest pair of shoes I have ever seen in my life. They're by this brand "Annie" which, I mean, it's almost just worth looking through their arsenal - it's pretty funny.

These shoes can go from day to evening like nobody's business.

Now there's also this Norwegian indie-techno-pop star called Annie who is everywhere in spite of the fact that her music sucks. I bought into the hype...I illegally downloaded her album...Then I deleted it...I never delete music. I am an itunes packrat. She is that bad.

Anyway, this post is probably doing a damn good job of demonstrating how little I really have to think about these days...well, aside from "the future"...

Those of you who haven't already should check out this video of Tom Cruise essentially getting punk'd by this British tv show.

What does it mean to be Brit-Punk'd?

Well, it seems that it's like being normal punk'd only without Ashton Kutcher and its way more polite. Instead of Lindsey Lohan getting into a fistfight with some child actor in a doo rag who's calling her "a 'ho," here's there's just some british dude who squirts Tom Cruise with water and is then polite enough to listen to about 5 minutes of scolding and talking-down-to. Anyway, it's still satisfying.

Finally, when googling "Kimmie, Full House" (I had my reasons) I stumbled across this website. It plays out like a Dick & Jane book derived from footage of "Days of Our Lives."

Observe:
Someday I will use this website to teach my children how to read.

2 Comments:

Blogger Wolfgang Buckner said...

I have no idea what this song is about or what it means, but its a folk song called: Ye're sair dung, Annie.

http://www.folkinfo.org/songs/displaysong.asp?SongID=461

You are also a $198 pair of pants:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00081PDEE/102-1725540-6980918?v=glance

8:51 AM  
Blogger Wolfgang Buckner said...

For a fuller effect, try these links that are NOT CUT OFF BY STUPID BLOGGER COMMENT BOX. Cut and past all lines together with no spaces.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-
/B00081PDEE/102-1725540-
6980918?v=glance


http://www.folkinfo.org/songs/displaysong.asp?
SongID=461

8:54 AM  

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