Monday, June 20, 2005

The mirror has two faces and so does this cat.

Thanks to Dylan I'm no longer going to continually have nightmares where I just get attacked by normal kittens. Now I'm going to be dreaming about getting attacked by creepy two-faced cats. Great.

Today I cleaned out my room and threw away clothes for the first time in my life. This was a bit of a sobering experience, if only because I had to come face to face with about fifteen years of bad taste in clothing. So many "retro" polyester shirts...so many long denim skirts...and skorts...and a collection of polar fleece that is just god damned astounding.

I'm going to donate it all to the Salvation Army - which means that I'm probably going to run into some fat old lady in a Saugus Radio Shack about two years from now who, I'll barely be able to admit to myself, will be able to rock the cargo-veralls look like I never could.

Still no job. But you knew that already, didn't you?

As with most things in my life, however, I'm comforted by the fact that, even though I may be failing, I'm also not trying very hard at all to achieve. Boo-Yah.

Batman Begins was awesome by the way. Katie (excuse me, Kate) Holmes didn't even ruin it. Amazing.

That picture up there is from this episode of South Park where Cartman is obsessed with a Mexican restaurant called Casa Bonita where there are attractions such as cliff divers, mariachis, "black Bart's cave" and puppet shows. Turns out "Casa Bonita" is very real. I suppose that this is only funny if you've seen the South Park episode...

The disturbingly accurate Casa Bonita from South Park
I'm sorry for stealing your photo, Jeffrey Sward.
Have any of you seen the ads for "Welcome to the Neighborhood" on ABC? Oh dear lord, I mean, watching it I could just hear hundreds of media studies students' heads exploding. My favorite moment in the ad is when the irritating white middle-america types decide that the family covered in Tatoos is alright because they're die-hard republicans. This show is going to be disgusting. I can't WAIT.

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