Back in the saddle again.

What kind of drugs do you have to be on for this to be a good idea?
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Believe it or not, I don't have access to the internet at home, hence the lack of blog updates.

Not much to say today - haven't had the time to seriously devote to finding hard hitting news stories like that crackhead goat killing thing from last week. Should I just do more celebrity/Masters of the Universe comparisons?

That picture to the right here is of Anna Nicole "do you like mah' body" Smith's back. Trust me, that's her. So she has a tattoo...of herself...as a mermaid...a TOPLESS mermaid...on her back. I wish more than anything that I could somehow put one of her trimspa ads on here. Do yah' like maw-nay?



Along the same lines, I miss the days of Kirstie Alley just being the impossibly coked out "I'm-embarassed-just-watching-her" spokeswoman for Pier 1 Imports. Why did she have to start owning her obesity? Now everywhere I look there's something about her being fat, and wow she's fat, and she is proud of her big ass, and jesus christ. Just go away. Go away, Kirstie Alley. Your ass is boring no matter what size it is. I hate 'Look Whos Talking.' I just had to say that.

Finally, apparently everyone's favorite walking stereotypes are going to be making over the Red Sox. Luckily Johnny Damon's hair is apparently "under contract" to not be touched until his new book hits stores. Thank god. We need Jesus on our team, god dammit, not just some dude with frosted tips and a razor cut.