By the power of Greyskull...

YES! Let this be the final battle!
Originally uploaded by swarthbore.

So I recently watched "Masters of the Universe," the live-action He-Man movie that I hadn't seen since I was a wee tot who couldn't even pronounce words like "homoeroticism." I highly reccomend this movie to all of you. The final battle between "Skeletor - to the MAX" (seen to your right) and He-Man is truly legendary. Plus Courteney Cox is in it...and Dolph Lundgren...and lots of other people whose faces you won't quite be able to place.

Of course, that "where do I know that actor from" confusion will certainly not be alleviated by the many celebrity look-alikes in the movie. To name a few:

He-Man/Paris Hilton





(you see it, don't you? I'm not crazy.)


Skeletor Minion/Meg Ryan





and, the obvious choice, Skeletor/Michael Jackson





In other news, Hunter S. Thompson's body will probably be shot out of a cannon soon. Best last wishes...ever.

Also, you should download the song "California" by Low. It's very good.