My guide to writing cover letters:

This has nothing to do with anything.
Originally uploaded by swarthbore.

1. Write sentence.
2. Delete sentence.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 at least 10 times.
4. Give up.

Emily and I tried to make our website "check minus" on Dreamweaver today. As you can probably tell from what is up there so far, "user friendly" isn't, as it turns out, quite friendly enough for us. We need something more along the lines of "developmentally challenged user friendly" web design. And so "Swarthbore" keeps lumbering on...

Found out yesterday that someone stole my copy of the Illiad from the lost and found at the gym. Further proof that there's no justice in the world. If I run into some buff swattie (an oxymoron, I know) reading The Illiad, I will fight them...and I will lose. Using "Troy" as the primary source for my next "Classical Epic" essay is going to definitely make for some interesting professor comments.

So, have you heard about Tom Sizemore's fake weiner? Yeah, apparently, over the course of years of court ordered drug testing, he has been caught several times using "a prosthetic penis attached to a pair of [his] underwear with a plastic container filled with clean urine." Man, I love imdb.com.



Also, check out this website that I stumbled upon today. It's dedicated to people who enjoy seeing unconscious women being carried by monsters and/or men. I feel as if the "video captures" that this guy has are just begging to be made into bad quasi-feminist art installations.

Finally, I was going to save this for tomorrow, but I couldn't wait: the grape stomping video. Emily thinks that it's upsetting. I think that local tv news personalities deserve whatever they get.