But does she speak Chynese?

So Chyna is now one of my favorite people. First of all, if you haven't already, watch The Surreal Life 4 pilot. I wanted to get an image from the show, but google image search let me down (and, in addition, burned some terrifying pictures of her naked body onto my retina). Also, here's a particularly amusing tidbit from a recent Star Magazine (yeah, fuck you, I read that shit) interview:

Q:What's the most misunderstood thing about you Chyna?
A: That I'm stupid. I speak five languages, and I love to read. I studied Spanish literature and I did it in Spanish so I would learn how to speak Spanish. One of my dreams has always been to be on a Spanish soap opera -- they wear bumblebee outfits!

Okay, back to work.