Man hands!

Now, what you're saying is that you have the power to morph into a man at any moment...
Originally uploaded by swarthbore.

So we just watched a bootleg of "The Amityville Horror" tonight (cue RIAA gestapo) and noticed something rather peculiar:

In this rather superfluous dinner scene where two of the main characters are talking about how committed they are to one another...

...how do I put this...

...there's this cut where the woman suddenly becomes RIDICULOUSLY BUFF.

I've included a before picture and and after picture to demonstrate. This was by far the scariest part of the movie.



To continue on this Michael Jackson kick I seem to be on lately, we also decided to watch his recent video Ghosts which is about 2 hours (or so it seems) of blissfull and terrifying mind fuckage. More on this tomorrow, certainly.

Oh! And what exactly do you think "Don Rickles Bacteria" is, and why does it cost $8.75?

(this link shamelessly stolen from these guys)