No news is good news, I suppose.

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Originally uploaded by swarthbore.

Earlier I made a post about how apparently there was a new German cannibal who copycatted that other German cannibal, but I got the links wrong and then couldn't find the frigging thing again. Oh well, like you care.

I'm currently finishing up a really poor quality essay on Ovid's Metamorphoses. I am also officially just burnt the fuck out.

I need to try and rent "Moonwalker" this weekend. I bet it's hilarious.

This is pretty funny. God bless you, Boston.com, and your sad little slideshows.