Neighborhoodies, will you just please stop being so lame?

The guys at the comic book store are NEVER going to believe this!
Originally uploaded by swarthbore.

So, another neighborhoodies ad. I'm sorry. I can't help myself.

Just imagine, though, seeing this guy in real life. At a bar...in the grocery store...walking down the street...you just KNOW that you would immediately either:

a) Turn to a companion and make the wide-eyed "Look! A loser! Quickly, before he gets away! We need to both notice what a loser he is!" face.

b) (In the absence of any such companion), simply laugh at the poor bastard on your own, and make a mental note that later you should tell people that you saw someone who looked like Stephen Tobolowski wearing a sweatshirt that not only says "CRUNKED" but had a gun on it...

-oh! And that HE MADE HIMSELF! It would be one thing to wear a found CRUNKED shirt, but making your own? Especially when you're that guy?

In other news, yet again I wish that I was Norwegian. For reading week this year I have a final exam, a big presentation to give to my art history class at the PMA, and 3 papers due. Swarthmore does NOT fucking get the whole "reading week" concept.