Tribadism?

I think we know who this guy's muse is...
Originally uploaded by swarthbore.

My friend Elizabeth works in publishing in NYC and always has fantastic stories about the crap manuscripts she has to read. Recently she sent out this e-mail which IS REAL. In fact, it's so real that I'm changing the proper names in his book description since I don't want this guy google-ing the book title and, I don't know, coming after me or something - seriously, he's a scary fucking dude).

"Satire has come such a long way since the days of Lucilius and Horace.

Do note that the query included a mock-up of the website in
question...


'I am a professional author and educator who has been writing educational literature and fiction for 20 years. I would like to approach the publishing industry with several of my completed novels. Unfortunately, I have wasted nine months dealing with a questionable literary agency in Florida; I am now searching for a reputable agent.
I discovered your name on "agentquery.com," which Web site lists your agency as reliable and actively seeking new writers. The novel I wish to introduce is entitled [JUNEDAISY] DOT COM. A brief "blurb" is as follows:
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Twelve-year-old twins [George] and [June] Summers decide to lose their virginity and that the safest way is to keep it all in the family. Unbeknownst to them, their sixteen-year-old sister [Daisy] gets the whole thing on video tape. Eleventh-grader [Daisy] is taking a film-making class and encourages her brother and sister to help her make a porno movie for her school project. One thing leads to another and they decide to cash in on the $11 billion-a-year porno industry and start a Web site featuring themselves.

New subscribers flock to [JuneDaisy].Com, paying $40 a month each for the opportunity to watch their sexual antics, and soon they are overwhelmed with business, barely staying ahead of the game. The money starts to roll in; business grows exponentially and they become the Internet's top-rated porno site.

Trouble starts when they decide to auction off an autographed pair of [Daisy]'s panties. Not only do their parents discover their enterprise, but also the school, the FBI, sleazy Internet predators, and an extreme right-wing Christian organization, all bent on shutting them down, throwing them in jail, expelling them, and condemning them to hell.

Join the [JuneDaisy] kids as they try to stay one step ahead of the authorities in this humorous look at love, relationships, teen sex, incest, tribadism, organized religion, and the porno industry.'"